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16> Lately you've only been allowed to pet YOUR side of the cat.
15> You notice little things missing, like your savings account
and retirement fund.
14> "C'mon, sweetie -- eat the rest of your spinach."
13> You're pretty sure Blockbuster employees don't require a
21-year-old live-in personal assistant.
12> She's got "*really* great seats" for you two to watch them
tape "The Jerry Springer Show."
11> "It's not *me*, and it's not *you*. It's like 10 of *you*
-- maybe 12. Look I made a pie graph here, and then again
here, and here."
10> When you check your wedding registry online, your name's
missing -- but she's listed twice.
9> Mark Foley suddenly stops IMing you.
8> Your waitress returns to your table, points a fire
extinguisher at you and says "This is compliments of your
girlfriend over there at the bar."
7> You find all the CDs sorted into two piles -- razorblade-
damaged and not razorblade-damaged.
6> Your friends start calling you "Mr. Turd who lives at 99
Descending Colon."
5> "I think we should start seeing other people. And by 'we,'
I mean 'I.' And by 'should,' I mean 'have been.' And by
'other people,' I mean 'your best friend.' I'll let you
figure out what 'seeing' means."
4> On his return visit to the show, your beau jumps up and down
on Oprah herself.
3> You ask your Magic 8 Ball if she's going to dump you and it
says, "Signs point to a prolonged period of masturbation,
Loser McDumpy."
2> You're pretty sure "Adios, bitch!" wasn't really the answer
to every question on last night's "Jeopardy!"
and the Number 1 Sign You're About to Be Dumped...
1> She's removed you from her friends list on MySpace and her
buddy list on AIM, and is currently attacking her tattoo
with a cheese grater.
Hahaha! great one, rather painful on the number one, but aren't breakups always? Hehehe thanks!
rofl, amusing!
That's really funny. Thanks.
lollol!